Is there a cold and lonely part of your soul ?.

Do you feel disillusioned ? Incomplete ? Are you searching for meaning in a world that seems shallow and uncaring ?

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But wait I hear you cry, what about us ugly people ? Are we destined to spend the rest of our lives wallowing in self loathing and rejection. ? Well Duh....of course you are you fucking pigs.


Unless that is you stop being stingy motherfuckers and put your hand in your wallet.
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