woohoo. we're back. everybody been wondering what happened to us!!!!! its now 5:30 am i just finished a 12 hour shift at work and been invited to re-join a web site where to register you first have to decifer what the various fields are as they appear to be un-labeled!!!! or is that me being knackered and ( for the moment) blind in one eye????

YAY! just found out that you click the community icons at the top of the page to take you to different places. i had wondered how i managed to find the freaks forum, (been following a bookmark). being bald must have allowed for brain seepage, either that or my childish blonde curly hair is crawling back, ohh, the nightmare of the thort alone! it's amazing what you can learn thru drunken stumbling and fumbling, will have to do it more often!

i've just got myself a niiiice bottle of smirnoff triple distilled premium vodka. as i sat there caressing the bottle as i always do (it's ritual), the embossed flags and icons, the swollen base with the pinch at the back (it's almost sexual), i noticed an additional label to the ones that normally come with such a fine peice of craftmanship.

 

'(name of store) CAUTION! Meat Label NOT Microwaveable" 

 

can anybody tell me WTF this is about? or why the hell it is disgracing my sweet bottle of perfection?