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Intravenous In Furs
"hello you bastards we are intravenous in furs ,we live by the rules of heavy leather and hard sado masochism, our favorite film is cruising with al pacino.
we met that one hot balmy night at the stable masters jackoff party at dirty dicks mens bar on warmoestraat in tulip bonkers amsterdam,we immediately bonded when we realised we had all shaved our pubes to get the "magic inch" ......so with the stench of man and lubricant heavy in the air we set about plans to meet up in blackpool and open a family orintated b and b as a front for our militant heavyleather-core manuoveres, and bit by bit ,inbetween serving fried bread to overweight scottish tourists we have secretly been taking over turf inch by magic inch and now were after your turf ........so listen folks listen to your old uncle intravenous, get some talcon powder smother yourself in it ,slide into some confining leather, grease your palms,light up that crackpipe and brave yourself cos its one hell of a ride ....trust me ..im a doctor...................."
